I do whatever I want and try to make people laugh in the process.

Aziz Ansari: Looking for Work from Aziz Ansari

robotcosmonaut: Vampires! via trixietreats

robotcosmonaut:

Vampires!

via trixietreats

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xblackcatspathx:

holy shit

(Source: peacewithoutreligion, via frknbethany)

fuckux3: LOOK AT PLUTO. PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES OKAY

fuckux3:

LOOK AT PLUTO.

PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES OKAY

(Source: insta-grammar, via enchanted-dystopia)

stallionduckfox: MOTHER OF GOD. :D

stallionduckfox:

MOTHER OF GOD. :D

(via kaleidoscopic-soup)

(Source: sweetandviscous, via olivi-ver)

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dis-moi-adieu-demain: amyraebellinger: what a wonderful man. Just listening to the song makes me SO happy :)

dis-moi-adieu-demain:

amyraebellinger:

what a wonderful man.

Just listening to the song makes me SO happy :)

How does my day look today, Siri?

How does my day look today, Siri?

4 am

  • Neighbor:Where can I listen to music that's newer and fun like that?
  • Meg:The radio.

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“I’m Gonna Find Another You”

- John Mayer

(Source: kangaruthie, via reminiscingwithstrangers)

5 min. into random party

  • Person:This girl is funny! Where did you hear that from?
  • Meg:My noggin??
  • Person:This girl is hilarious!

nerd-is-inferred:

how to be sexy

(Source: hahahahahajk, via enchanted-dystopia)